Durn it awl, ah lef' off number 20:

20. Texas calf fries are referred to as mountain oysters. Turkey fries are turkey fries.

An' don't NEVER ferget it.

You know something? I still got my cap from the Friday, Texas General Store. Ol' Betty Friday guv me that cap about 22 years ago, gen-yoo-wine red polyester and nylon mesh with real silk-screening on the front. I treasure that there cap.