Huummmmmm-Mini-Spud Gun, I can see it know. Farmer purchases Helicopter equipped with mini-spuds. New technology allows planting of potatoe fields in one pass with helicopter. Due to the advancement of the mini-spud, farmers can now plant a football sized potatoe field in a 60 sec. strafe over site. This new technology allows potatoes to be planted in every 1 sq. in. of the field yeilding bumper crops, utilizing less planting time and lending more time to the harvesting of the spuds.
Hummmmmmmmmm, on the other hand, I could sure have some fun watching the Red-Necks up here run while I spud the hell out of em!