** Contrary to every legend you ever heard, captured dinks never fell out. Every one I ever heard of was pushed. **

Before anybody gets the wrong freakin' idea:

Thuh thuh thuh that's a juh juh juh joke, son. A joke, get it? Never fell, always pushed, get it? No? Then please don't bother telling me. I thought it wuz purty funny myself. Huh huh huh.

We didn't push dinks out of helicopters. Ever. No matter how bad we wanted to. We just joke a little about wanting to, get it?

You got a problem with red-blooded American boys wanting to kill folks who were trying to kill us... stick it. Too bad.

Floor please, Nguyen? Express? Okay...
Bob