1. Why did the f--k you lizards speak english?
2. If orangatans are so smart then why did they

let Sir Charles strap demo. on em? 3. Why didn't we dump our s--t in the rice

patties like everyone else.
4. If crewmembers didn't have armored seats

then why is my ass so flat?
5. If war was hell, why did so many married men

sign up for a second tour?
6. Why safety wire a Jesus Nut?