Dave,

Okay,here's the deal. Carl can be Mr. Crusty Old Fart and you can be Mr. Crusty Old Fart,Sir. I forgot to give you full credit for your rank. As far as betting on getting drunk or sleeping on the ground that would be a sucker bet. Now telling the biggest lie might get you even money. We have many who would be able to compete in that event. But then again if somebody were to lie there would probablly be three people that would back them up. So how could we make any money anyway?

I guess we will just have to stick with the things we do best. Bullshit,a little drinking and Bullshit. Even in my prime I didn't drink worth a damn so I will have to depend on rules one and three.