** Bob is an ass. Wait a minute we already knew that. **

Hey !! Ron !! Remember me?

Can we negotiate that down to, "...an ass sometimes."?

Okay, okay. How 'bout "...an ass a lot of the time."?

Listen... can we at least agree that Bob "...is not an ass ALL the time?"

Flog.
Flail.
Whip.
Punch.
Bash.
Whack.
Biff.
ZAP.

Put me in coach. I can take it. They ain't hit me a good one yet...

Oi.