Good God! This is becoming a confessional. An ass is a load bearing animal noted for its tenacity and sure-footedness. I am so impressed with all the chatter, however Bob is not an ass, at least not all the time. Hey, we all can own that. Without an ass where would we sit? How many guys would not suffer from whiplash?? And as far as getting old, that's hooey! We're maturing just like a fine wine! By the way, what time does Wal Mart open?