I just read 58 messages in a row.
Several referred to various Toms.
Which one wuz I?

Lump
aka Lumpy
aka T3
oar izzit 4?
no bic.

Palmer...Shook...Frankenfield...Lumpkin (A-Haaaa!)

OK. Identity Crisis Solved.

Now, WHERE am I??

50 miles South of Civilization ???

ok. I'll buy that.