Sister Gail,
It's awl 'em sneeky critters I keep a lookin' fer that I know is thar. 'Em arr thangs keepa sneakin' about an' a sneakin pass ma traps! Caint snag 'em cuzz thar too smart. I beena learnin' tham thangs how ta tipe ausin' that thar commmputer thang with awl them keez. Aumm gonna win yit. Tham critters jest dozen git it yit!!