This is not Law and Order and we don't plea bargin when a Tech. is called. Then we have Bob "Johnny Cockran" Kilpatrick coming in to sweet talk us into some deal. Next thing you know we'll have Monty Hall having us pick Door number one two or three.

First of all the glove fits and instant replay doesn't lie. You will be charged two strokes and be given a drop near the water hazard. Mr. Kilpatrick will loss one "Get out of Jail free card" and the right to represent anyone who sat on the left side of a Huey. And the fact that he implied that we were taping this is completely uncalled for. Dick Nixon taught me everything he knew about his VCR and I haven't been able to see one TV show since.

This case is closed pending any appeals.