** Mr. Kilpatrick will loss one "Get out of Jail free card" and the right to represent anyone who sat on the left side of a Huey. **

I vee-hem-ently pro-tess and I stren-yoo-us-ly ob-jeck, Your Careyship.

Pending a closer look at my pree-zoomed innocent, down-trodden, and vick-tim-ized client's wallet, with a second opinion once my associates get to in-speck the man's bank-roll, you unnerstan?

Of course you do, since you are obviously in the bidness all-so...

Eff Lee Kilbailey, Esq.