Hey it is lonely waiting for someone to do some talking. So to punish you I have a joke for you. I know I told some jokes while in Texas, I'm sorry if I told this one already.
A man who has worked very hard for his church and is in Gods favor is offered one wish from God. He thought about it and asked God to build a bridge to Hawaii. You see he hates to fly but he really wants to see Hawaii. God points out just how hard that would be, and asks the man if he has any other request. The man thinks for a while and asks to be able to understand women more. What makes them do what they do. God then asked him if he wanted a two or four lane road to Hawaii?