Gentlemen,
You guys get it all together, and I assure you I can deliver the payload. Nails is fun; WP looks and smells better; a mini would definitely be interesting; and I do have experience delivering HE to very vulnerable part of the anatomy.
It was the "professional" riot mongers from UCB that stirred up everything at Kent State. It would really be fun to give them back a little of their own medicine.
Shoofly