Remind me to never piss you off?

I don't fully unnerstand it, but these newspaper commies love to get stuff that other newspaper commies don't have. Davey can explain it to you.

Point is, you want ink, let 'em know somehow that they are the only ones you sent your latest rant to. Your phone might ring the next day, some twinkie checking to see if it was really you who sent it. You say yes, they print.

What a country.

Bob