Flight,

Thought it might be good to lighten things up just a bit.

Subject: Three Tough Mice

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood
late at night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the
bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get
on it, lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes
down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times.

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in
each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns
to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I
collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up
into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the
rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third
mouse. The
third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I
don't have time for this bullshit, I gotta go home and f#*%$k the cat."

The third mouse is a Harley Rider.

Tom Gator 851.