Guy hears a commotion outside his house, and looks out. Sees funeral procession going by: two hearses followed by a long line of men on foot in single file behind the 2nd hearse.

Curious, he goes out and walks along side the first guy in the line, and asks what happened? The guy says, weird thing - my dog Joe just went berserk and killed my wife and my mother-in-law.

Well, this fellow stops and thinks for a minute, and then runs up and asks the first guy, can I borrow your dog Joe? And the guy says, sure, get in line!

Pickett