Doc- way I heard it, it was Miz Kitty and Festus.
He showed back up at the Saloon, trou around ankles. Asked why, he related that he and Miz K took a ride in the buckboard, and basic same circumstances, except Festus said
Miz Kitty tol' me to " go to town, Festus- so here ah be.."

har- dee har....