Great stuff, Ron.

21. Why didn't anybody tell the grunts to puke in their damned hats? Pah-tooie.

22. How come the AC always got first pick of the (visible) C's? And why did it take so long for otherwise competant peter pilots to find out where we hid the edible stuff?

23. What idiot do you s'pose decided that 4 bolts were plenty to hold a tailboom on?

24. You think they might have been a little more free with the monkey straps, buttplates, beeper radios, and strobes for crewbums? Nah.

25. If grunts ever found out they could cook Cs on JP4 and dirt, would they have shot us down themselves to get JP4? Thank goodness they never did. Find out, I mean.

26. Try this: tell somebody that at one time your life revolved around things called Dzus Fasteners, let me know if they buy it. I guarantee you, they'll call you a liar, there's no such thing.

Bob