Tom,

People who are asses have deemed themselves perfect and have no time to look in a mirror. They are much to busy screwing with the rest of the human race to even notice something like that.

We should enact the club law. The club law would allow you to hit an ass over the head because he is an ass. That would be the only way to wake the asses of the world up to the fact that we are tried of their crap and we are not taking it any longer. The club business would boom because right now the world is over run with asses and the demand would be high.