Two piest died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to earth for about a week, but you can't go as priests. What would you like to be?"

The first priest says "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter and the first priest returns to earth.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week be counted against me, St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer is down. There is no way we can keep track of what you are doing."

"In that case," beams the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by and the computeris fixed. The lord tells St. Peter it is time to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He is somewhere over the Rockies, soaring amoung the clouds. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asks the Lord.

"He is on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota and you know what kind of winters they have."