A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition
going, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families had a
raging fight and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the crap out of each other.

The police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The
fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm
with the use of his gavel, shouting "Silence in Court."

The court room goes silent and Paddy Ryan (the best man) stands up and
says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should
explain what happened."

The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his
explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.

The judge says "OK."

"Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that
the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song.. when all
a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the
Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates."

The Judge instantly responded... "Wow.. that must have hurt!"

Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of me fingers!"