** you would see them on down the road stuck. **

Willie, I do a fair amount of traveling around the northeast with 2 or 3 other guys, many times in bad weather, pulling a trailer full of iceboats.

We play "SUV Bingo" for a buck or two, or a round of drinks. Every yuppie SUV that passes is assigned points based on price and tippy-toe accessories bolted on. Range Rovers with headlight and taillight brushguards are max points, 50. Beater 4wd riceburner pickup, maybe 5 or 6. Bonus points for more than two pretty boys inside. (Must be wearing turtle-neck sweaters.) Most of the fun is negotiating point values.

Points assigned on a rotating (clockwise) basis to the passengers in our truck as SUVs pass, then points double when we see the same car again off the road. Players have the option of voting point multiples for high-end SUVs FAR into the woods.

(We had one Range Rover full of hairdo's a couple of years ago so far into the median we agreed it was a two hunnert pointer. That's the record.)

Winner drinks for nothing at the end of the ride. Fun.

Bingo Bob