** If a blonde invited me over to put a picture puzzle of a tiger together out of a pile of frosted flakes I'd give her a beer, not coffee, and make a picture of some kind of a cat or die trying. **

Don't lie to us, Silk. You would have made a duplicate of the Mona Lisa out of the frosted flakes to show her how sensitive you wuz...

I prolly might have married her if it was long enough ago. Except my wife woulda killed me. I dunno. What day is it? And who ate my cereal?

When I was your age I'd a kicked yer ass. Wait a minute; I WAS your age. Never mind.

Who ate my cereal?

Fred