Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 03 - 03/01/01 to 12/31/03

Civil Service

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo dung in the other. He says to the waiter,"Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of dung, throws it into the air, blasts it with both barrels, then walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of buffalo dung in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up the mess from the last time you were here. What the hell was all that about, anyway" ?

The Indian says, "Me training for government job. Drink coffee, shoot shit, disappear for rest of day

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