Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 03 - 03/01/01 to 12/31/03

Gator Snacks

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we wuz the same size as kids...I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parking' lot of that law firm."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them big BMWs and I waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs ' em on the leg, shakes the sh*t out of 'em, and eats 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I sees your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh*t out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

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