Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 03 - 03/01/01 to 12/31/03

Re: Saddam
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After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the
pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you
attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in
the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to
provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked
Osama's knees.

Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and
67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he
writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate
where he was to be judged.

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he
screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"

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