As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
>naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern
>time all American women are asked to walk out of their house
>completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
>house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's
>okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
>all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
>anti-Taliban sentiment.
This is truly an inspiring Idea. I have my six pack on ice and my lawn chair by the front door.

Tom Gator 851.

> The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
>terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God bless America !
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!