Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 03 - 03/01/01 to 12/31/03

This Is Good!

If this dosen't get your weekend of to a good start go back to bed.

Tom Gator 851.

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill
> >a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
> >people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and
> >ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get
> >the job.
> >
> >The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> >interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to
> >the man on his right. The first man replied "A thought. It pops into
> >your head. There's no fore warning that it's on the way, it's just
> >there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> >"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir? He asked
> >the second man.
> >
> >"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it
> >ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> >"Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very
> >popular clich=E9 for speed." as he turned to the third man who was
> >contemplating his reply.
> >
> >"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
>
> >there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the
> >pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a
> >light is the fastest thing I can think of."
> >
> >The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
>
> >had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
> >Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
> >
> >"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
> >fastest thing known is diarrhea."
> >
> >"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> >"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I
> >wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
> >think, blink or turn on the light, I'd shit my pants!"