Gay Pete goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Pete, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Pete is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, 1 head of cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Pete asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better
understanding of what your ass is for."