Flight,

This comes from my wife (The Math Teacher). Please excuse her sence of humor if you are not familiar with Math Teachers.

Tom GAtor 851.

CNN/Reuters:

>News reports have filtered out early this morning that

>US forces have stormed an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade

>teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested,

>Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a

>calculator.

>

>US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming

>evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.