** Bob- what's this with the letter bombs in the Hartford area? **

Ahh, just kids popping rural mailboxes, Lumper. The boys went a little overboard on the powder-measure is all, sent a couple mailboxes into low-earth orbit. Shee-it, if the durned things hadn't come down on some yuppie's Euro-ride, nobody woulda paid no attention. Popped my share a thousand years back, lawd knows. I'd make 'em and do target selection, Mixer would initiate the destruction sequence.

Behavior-modification situation, nothing that a properly-applied rubber truncheon wouldn't cure. Cured me. Hell, I didn't need that ear nohow.

Dr Spock