Whoooo- EEEEE!, Caroline !!!

Hotstuff !!!

Hey, BobT- this came to me via email from Ron Corbin- I meant to post it earlier, but, well, y'know....

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Santa's Checkride

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sleigh and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sleigh. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sleigh's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass.

Then the examiner hopped in, carrying to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
*****rimshot*****
is this thing on????

Lump