THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST

I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE,

I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW.

MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,

NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,

MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROUBLE POOPING

SO THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.

WELL, THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!