Aw, man... Taylor's already on the phone to the A&M Board of Directors. Yer screwed.

Speaking of A&M... I ran into an Aggie student visiting one of his Yankee relatives in Boston over the holidays. Guy was at a party and met a pretty coed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with that, "Where do y'all go to school?" line. The young Yankee lady didn't seem too impressed with his grammar or his drawl but she did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.

The Aggie student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL?"

Tuckin' and Rollin' in CT