This should put an end to jokes about West Virginia.

51 years ago Herman Jones, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted
> into the United States Navy. On the first day of boot camp the Navy issued
> him a comb.
>
> That afternoon a Navy barber cut off all his hair.
>
> On the second day of boot camp the Navy issued him a toothbrush. That
> afternoon a Navy dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth.
>
> On the third day the Navy issued him a jock strap.
>
> The Navy is still looking for him.

Tom Gator 851.