OK, here we go... one day a Lawyer was out fishing with a Preacher and a Preist, the Lawyer said "WoW, I have to take a leak, take the boat to shore" the preacher said, "just walk over, like this", he preceded to walk over to the shore and take a leak, and walk back to the boat, Lawyer said "OK, I can walk on water too" he steps over the side of the boat and down he goes, gets out and tries again for about 15 mins. the Preist leans over to the Preacher and says, "think you ought to tell him where the stepping stones are before he scares all the fish?" KABOOM! bunker bound... Paul LOL