Some Yankee jokes just so Bob K will feel better (stolen from da net)

Yankees in the Sand
Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Yankee fans and Sperm
Q: What do Yankees and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

Birth Control
Q: What do Yankees use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Two Bullets...
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees . You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankee.......Twice!

Eyes lit up
Q: How do you get a Yankee’s eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!

Yankee's quick humor
Q: How do you make a Yankee laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

Sitting on a stool
Q: How do you get four Yankees to sit on a stool?
A: Turn it upside down!

Ducking fo da bunker.
BT