A trucker was running late for his delivery and his Co-driver had to go real bad (#2) driver said we can't stop we are running late, just hang it out the window, co-driver said that's OK I'll wait, a few miles down the road he couldn't wait any longer so he hung it out the window and let it fly, about that time two hitchhikers was walking by and splat got them both,one turned to the other and said, 'WOW what kind of chewing tobacco was that"?? the other said "I don't know but did you see the size of his jaws"!!! KABOOM! diving head first for the bunker.. hehehehehe