I'm learning. Here's more maybe we can get Bob cranked up.

More Reagon quotes

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

"Status quo, you know, that is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made."

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me...even if it's in the middle of a cabinet meeting."

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"I will not exploit my opponent's youth and inexperience."

"And I also remember something that Thomas Jefferson once said: 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that..."

"History's no easy subject. Even in my day it wasn't, and we had so much less of it to learn then."

"Honey, I forgot to duck."
"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

"I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties."

"When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well, ladies and gentlemen, I'd follow the example of their nominee [Bill Clinton]: don't inhale."

"With the Iran thing occupying everyone's attention, I was thinking: Do you remember the flap when I said, 'We begin bombing in five minutes'? Remember when I fell asleep during my audience with the Pope? Remember Bitburg?... Boy, those were the good old days."