Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

A little Crew Chief humor please, Maestro

Subject: Crew Chief Humor

A helicopter pilot died after a long flying career and went to pilots' hell, where he found a hideous devil and three doors. The devil was busy escorting other pilots to various "hell rooms."

"I'll be right back --don't go away," said the devil, and he vanished.

Sneaking over to the first door, the pilot peeked in and saw a cockpit where the pilot was condemned to forever run through preflight checks. He slammed that door and peeked into the second. There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while a pilot had to avoid one emergency after another.

Unable to imagine a worse fate, he cautiously opened the third door. He was amazed to see a pilot conducting a pre-flight inspection, while a crew chief diligently put the final touches on a perfectly-maintained aircraft, helping him out of the ops truck and carrying his helmet bag. Even bringing him coffee and saluting him sharply as he presented the perfectly-executed forms for the pilot's approval.

He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil reappeared.

"Okay," said the devil, "Which door will it be, number 1 or number 2?"

"Um, neither. I want door number 3," answered the pilot.

"Sorry," said the devil. "You can't have door number 3. That's crew chiefs' hell."

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