I heard this past week that Kerry had thrown a ball our at the beginning of a ML game, and threw it like a "girl"..
NO OFFENSE INTENDED, LADIES, BUT THE GUYS KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I MEAN. (well, NOW I've dunnit...)
but here's

The Story Behind The STORY
Kerry threw out the first pitch last night in Boston during
the Red Sox/Yankees ball game to Spec. Will Pumyea, 23, a
military police officer in the Massachusetts National Guard
from Woburn, Mass., who had just returned from Iraq and who
also had previously served in Afghanistan.

Kerry then watched the game from the owners' box with his
wife, his two daughters, Spec. Will Pumyea, former Sen. John
Glenn of Ohio, Red Sox owners John Henry and Tom Werner, and
Katie Couric, the co-anchor of NBC's "Today" show who is
dating Werner. Glenn fought in Korea with Ted Williams, the
legendary Red Sox slugger.

Now.... The story behind the picture. The Boston Red Sox
had scheduled a returning solider from Iraq, Spec. Will
Pumyea to throw out the first pitch during their game with
the New York Yankees last night and watch the game from the
owners box, until Senator John Kerrydecided to change his
plans and appear at the game. Senator Kerry's people
decided he would throw out the first pitch and Spec. Will
Pumyea could catch the Senator's pitch.

Senator Kerry from halfway between the pitchers mound and
home plate threw the ball which bounced in the dirt and past
the glove of Spec. Pumyea.

Senator Kerry then proceeded to the owners box along with
Spec. Pumyea and their wives. Spec. Pumyea being honored at
the game for all our soldiers was allowed to stay in the
owners box until the photo opportunities were completed.

At the end of one and a half innings Spec. Pumyea and his
wife were unceremoniously escorted from the owners box to
the last row at the top of the stadium while Senator Kerry
and his guest enjoyed the game in the owners box. I'm sure
Spec. Pumyea felt honored.

What a way to honor our military?

He's a pig.