One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber going to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later a cop comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then John Kerry comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies; "I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week. Kerry is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut!!