A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good looking! How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced
him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I screw
anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it
doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I
just flat-out love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too!
What firm are you with?"

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Dr. Robt., bunker-bound.