Bob,
I might be wrong but I don't think having a bunch of old, crusty, over the hill veterans roaming the Mall in DC naked would be a good idea. The only one who might get away with it is Mark. Of course he is quite a strapping,and a good looking young man compared to us old farts.
You should give youself more credit. Anyone who can con the US Army out of an attack helicopter must be some type of silver tongued devil. The only time I ever saw brute and force used by you was the day you were trying to find a machine gun barrel for Matos.