: According to the census approximately 2 percent
: of Texans are retired military. (Probably
: due to the large number of bases we have
: here) That means we have a cadre of
: Approximately 445,000 men with military
: traing to build a defense force around.
: Mmmm This just might work.
: BT

Ah. I knoo it. There it is, the fatal flaw.

445 THOUSAND thirty-year-old AKAI and TEAC reel-to-reel tape decks all cranked up, playing shitkicker music, full bore, all at once.

And I thought one or two was bad ...

This Yankee, for one, is REEAAALLLLYYYYY fraidy-scared.