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Written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.
And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past
the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what
she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to
shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even
her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other
women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her
friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This
is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever
have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not
worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.