THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE
AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE
JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW
TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE
OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND
STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL,
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

Tom Gator 851.
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