I'll cheat. There, I've said it.

---combined CI, FAI and FLI honestly tops Doc's inventory, but honestly, two of the tubes are hydraulic, somewhat like the equilibrator tubes on a 105 Howitzer... big guns, anyone?
Woe be unto the burglar who attempts to come in here.... he'll be shined upon, shot, mowed, weed-eaten, cultivated, leafblown, power washed, and shot some more before he's driven away, in pieces, due to the mess and high CI.

prolly right about Mark's count, tho, Doc...
thanks for the fun!

Lump
p.s. - Rob! does a revolver count as five, or one?