My sons, son-in law, and wife are still working on the computer. I am able to do some things but still lacking a few programs.

The phone company still hasn't gotten the DSL service to my house yet. I understand what they have to do in order to condition the cable pair before it will work. Did that kind of work for years. Once in place I will be able to download at "Warp" speed. It won't help me find the Q&X key any faster but what the hell.

I have an Anti-Virus program that should be able to cure the common cold. A Spam blocker armed with a 105 howitzer. I don't know who will be getting all the adds to grow a bigger weiner. But I wish them luck. All the hot and horny housewives will have to find another stud. I already have enough women in my life. The one I will miss the most is the billionare that is living in a cave that wants to share his money with me. And the last thing I need is a fake Rolex. Of course if I had one, I could impress all the hot and horny housewives that are after my body.

I also will have Excel something and a back up system just in case NASA needs help for their Mars manned space mission. Still can't find Q&X.

The only thing that I have lost is my e-mail addresses but I had most of those written down. You still can't beat the old pen and paper for information back up. As long as you can find where you put it.

Once everything is in place I should be able to keep up with Bob K. NOT!!!

Croc 242 shutting down in the "Swamp" OUT.