I am posting this from the BUNKER, it's close to what might be considered acceptable here. Let me know if I have crossed the line. No offense intended to the Greeks.

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior
culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and then the
Greek says: "We invented sex"
The Italian says: "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it
to women"

Tom Gator 851.